User:Fußmatte/Will It Soft Serve?

Hi, it's Matt, and this is Will It Soft Serve? Today we're seeing if we can turn human faeces into a creamy delight! So I've poured the faeces into the soft serve machine, as you can see it's quite runny and is going in very nicely. And here we go, time to see if it comes out as it should. Oh!! It smells bloody putrid, but it's coming out spectacularly! Well, as you can see, I'm holding a cone of human shit soft serve. Time to give it a ta